Almost False Advertising

Last night I received a flyer in the evening paper from a car dealer that is typical of what rubs me raw. You buy a new vehicle from them and they will pay $2000 on your credit card account to help you from the burden of Christmas. The catch is that the payment is posted on the windshield for your convience.
We all know that there is no such thing as a free meal but there will be lots of people go there to see if just this one time maybe it will be different. Will It?
NO!
The "*" is a dreded symbol. Always read the fine print. They contradict all that they said in the ad except for the one instance. The Second full moon must be out for that month, you must stand on your hands and bay at an albino wolf on a hilltop directly to the north from you and it must have had it's right front paw caught in a hunters trap and documented vet care given by a one eyed left handed monk with an blue robe covering 3/4ths of her body.

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